For the new people: The Fauxrarri Formula Ugh Mototrike

"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve) 07/05/2014 at 22:01 • Filed to: It Came From Japan Other, Fauxrarri Formula Ugh

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Oppo has been growing and growing over the past few months. It's great to see so many new faces. So, for all the new posters, allow me to ruin your life:

This thing has been on hive of scum and villainy known as Goo-Net's Japan Other section for as long as I have been browsing Goo. In there with all the forklifts and golf carts and Autech Stelvios (mmmm...Stelvio) lives what I like to call the Fauxrarri Formula Ugh Mototrike.

This thing is the ultimate example of a bad idea taken too far. I can only imagine the thought process that went into making this. I'm guessing it started by having a motorcycle that sat next to a pile of money and a TV showing an F1 race. The man behind this (and let's be honest, no woman would put forth the effort to make something this stupid), as far as I can tell, stopped eating paint chips long enough to be magically transformed into a 6 year old, who was then clubbed in the head with great force and as soon as the man reverted back to his original age, the skies turned as red as blood and a pale man with skull-like features and a sinister grin parted his lips and hissed out the words "you know what must be done" in a dead language only spoken by the most vile of elder gods.

And then he got to work.

When you stare into the abyss, this is what stares back.

There is no better example on earth of a custom vehicle which has been so meticulously crafted at presumably great expense for the tastes of one person. Whomever built this did so thinking it was a labor of love, but clearly discovered his hands hath wrought abomination. He understood, more than any of us ever will, how Dr. Frankenstein felt when his hideous creature came to life.

Since the mind of the man has been so twisted by the all-consuming horror that comes from reading the Necronomicon (which he clearly did, more than once), he has been trying to sell this thing for $174 thousand dollars for over two years.

Yes. This thing is being sold for ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS.

Look at the rear end, repeating that number in your mind. The cosmos is infinitely vast, you are an insignificant speck of nothing, the great old ones will devour our world not because they desire to, but because we are too powerless for them to even notice.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn . Ia! Ia!

http://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/JAPAN…

Bricks > PanchoVilleneuve ST 07/05/2014 at 22:32

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I like this gif WAY too much.

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > PanchoVilleneuve ST 07/05/2014 at 23:27

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BUT AKIRA BRO?!

desertdog5051 > PanchoVilleneuve ST 07/05/2014 at 23:54

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Pancho... you have to keep better track of time. That was posted a long time ago. (or is it me) Lots of new Oppos. Glad to see it. Some witty and well thought out posts have come as a result. And I don't think I have heard of anyone being ejected for being a dick in a looong time.